So it is CMA Fest here in Nashville this week. Lord help us. To keep myself distracted from getting angry and running over every tourist I see, I have decided to blog.
My sister Amelia seems to think my future child will look like this:
Yes, of course I will give birth to heavy-set Asian children.
And some how my children will give answers to test questions like this:
GENIUS. Only my brilliant kid could come up with this.
There is an elephant in the way! WTF?! It gets me every time…
That pesky elephant always gets in the way…