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Monthly Archives: April 2010

Justin Bieber or the Biebs, as I like to call him, is a Top 40 singing sensation. Now this teenager is creating a craze all over the U.S. and basically the rest of the world. He is making tween girls fall in love with him everywhere, and you know whom else? 24-YEAR OLD WOMEN.

Yes, I have fallen in love with the Biebs.

WTF Bieber?

This is the boy. Now doesn’t he scream adolescence to you? No? I didn’t think so.

He has stolen the hearts of girls of all ages all over the globe. No one can deny his pull.

That is the 14-year old coming out in me.

His songs are just too catchy. “Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh” Who wouldn’t fall in love with that line?

His records are entitled “My World” and “My World 2.0”

Real unique Biebs.

Now I begin thinking, what would Bieber’s world look like?….

I want to say that is filled with unicorns and candy fountains. Oh, and no school. And everyone drives Hummers. Yes. And there are no parents allowed.

Every teeny boppers’ dream.

This is turning into a perfect world….

It’s Bieber’s world I guess…


Good Lord it has been awhile… Work has killed me lately. But guess what! I get to have my life back at work, watching Hulu and all. THANK GOODNESS. On with the good stuff.

I have this obsession, it has gotten progressively worse since college…. It is called the Wild West. Yes the Wild West. Jesse James, Deadwood, Shoot Out at the OK Corral, etc.  (I could go on forever…)

And in case I haven’t told some of you already. JESSE JAMES LIVED IN NASHVILLE! “Whaaaaat?” you say. “Yes. IN EAST NASHVILLE,” I say. The famed Wild West robber lived in Nashville for a period of time. Even had twin sons born here (they unfortunately died while infants.) The Nashville Retrospect finally has an article about it in this month’s issue. ( Read it. It gives me chills.

Alright. Onwards.

Back through out last summer the Belcourt ( was showing westerns in three categories. Pre 1960’s Westerns, post 1960’s Westerns and Spaghetti Westerns.

Spaghetti Westerns. Now that is an interesting term. I am going to be 100% honest right now, I initially though Spaghetti Westerns were where dudes fought with spaghetti. NO LIE. I am an idiot sometimes. A true idiot.

Pasta is messy.

Well come to find out, Sergio Leone is the Godfather of Spaghetti Westerns.

Suave, truly suave.

He actually looks like the Godfather.



Then there is this guy. The famed “Man with no name”

Look at that squint.

Babe. TOTAL BABE. I would pick him over that vampire guy any day.


Or there is this guy, not as recognizable but just as good looking.

James Coburn.

He blows shit up in this movie. If you haven’t seen “Duck, You Sucker!” You haven’t lived.

I can only hope that in heaven I get to just hang out with them in some sort of Western Town. God’s Wild West Village is what it will be called.

God was cheap and used clip art for his sign.

Crossing my fingers for this one (winking face).